It’s all about less

It’s taken me about a week to shake this transatlantic head cold, giving me the perfect excuse to sit and stare at the idiot box. OK, so I had to catch up on some episodes of “Lost,” too, but that’s what TiVo is all about.

The decongestents must have slowed my skip-forward reflexes, because I wound up watching the latest commerical from Target. Set to Jamie Lidell’s very danceable “A Little Bit More,” it’s hawking cosmetics shown on supermodels who, the words on the screen tell us, are Fear-less, Flaw-less, Time-less, Stress-less.

But one poor chick is Fabu-less. Huh? What happened to her fabs? It doesn’t look like they’ve gone missing, but all that green eye shadow makes it hard to tell.

This could be serious, since fabulosity is one of a supermodel’s most important super-powers, I think. So, if you happen to see some lonely little fabs wandering around without a supermodel attached, send them back to Target, home of the Clue-less.

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