August 27, 2012

The 10 most-common little white resume lies

Here’s the list, and, as you’ll see, some of these aren’t really “white” lies at all. They’re much worse:
1. Bogus military service – Does anyone verify dates of military service? Well, yeah! Purple Heart? Are you for real?
2. Consulting gigs – Ha! I dare you to show me one paying client. And no, your Aunt Eleanor does not count.
3. Attending college does not mean you actually earned a degree!
4. Stop downgrading job titles to avoid looking “over-qualified.” It annoys the heck out of me.
5. Professional affiliations. Newsflash: showing up for one meeting does not make you a card-carrying, paying member of a professional organization.
6. No, you cannot fudge employment dates to cover up gaps in your work history.
7. You saved your company a billion-trillion dollars? Really??
8. You seem dumber than a stump. It is hard to believe you carried a 4.0 GPA.
9. Even if it is hard to admit that you live at the halfway house or with your grandmother, it is not OK to provide a fake address.
10. Inflating job titles and responsibilities is super-silly. I am going to confirm this when I verify your previous employment! Duh.
Just tell the truth, people. It does not pay to lie on your resume.

Here’s the list, and, as you’ll see, some of these aren’t really “white” lies at all. They’re much worse:
1. Bogus military service – Does anyone verify dates of military service? Well, yeah! Purple Heart? Are you for real?
2. Consulting gigs – Ha! I dare you to show me one paying client. And no, your Aunt Eleanor does not count.
3. Attending college does not mean you actually earned a degree!
4. Stop downgrading job titles to avoid looking “over-qualified.” It annoys the heck out of me.
5. Professional…

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